So now that Dalkin, Broyles, and Kuhn are all GONE (what the hell took you people $$$00000 long?), I asked myself “who’s left?”.
Let’s take a look at the list, found here:
http://www.bowl.com/aboutUSBC/board.aspx
And no, I didn’t spend hours doing research about each person. This is my blog, I do what I want to. If I know or see anything about each of these person’s bios, i’m going to comment on it. If not, i’ll probably comment on it anyways.
Jeff Boje
President, Chairman of the Board
Comments: He’s a former CPA. I also don’t get the thought of “he’s a good ‘ol boy” like i did whenever I looked at Dalkin’s mug, so maybe there’s some hope. But, you never know, and on this blog, you don’t get the benefit of the doubt.
Darlene Baker
Vice President
Comments: She looks like someone I used to bowl with. Maybe I did, who knows. She’s a former director of finance and administration, which makes the 2nd top executive now who is supposed to be good with money. This is either great news for every USBC member, or prepare to be nickel and dimed to death.
Tamoria Adams
Director
Comments: Ehhh…i’m not too confident here. She has an ambiguous title, and she doesn’t seem to have done anything else that didn’t involve Charlotte, North Carolina. What exactly is she supposed to do?
Gary Anderson
Director
Comments: Again with these directors! And again, a financial (tax) expert. So they have their CPA, their economics / finances expert, and a tax expert. Either the USBC’s financial portfolio will rise from the ashes, or in 2 years they’ll all be indicted in a large money-laundering fraud.
Diandra Asbaty
Director
Comments: Ok, i KNOW you don’t do shit. But you’re by far the hottest and prettiest of the group, so stick around, will ya? Post your email address on my blog too if you don’t mind. I promise you i’m actually one of the good guys.
Tommy Lee Baxter
Director
Comments: The never-ending list of directors who probably don’t do jack continues with a guy named Tommy Lee. Do I really have to go into an explanation?
Andrew Cain
Director
Comments: Check his ID! Anyone young enough to still be in college should not be the director of anything but getting drunk. But hey, props to you…dude…
The rest of this list of people is filled with “Director…Director…Director…Past Director…” and so on. It’s also filled with horrible headshot photos. I would have personally paid the USBC to have hired a competent photographer for this. Can you at least “photoshop” Dorin-Ballards eyes? Jesus Christ…
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